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What is the Pissinator?

The Pissinator is a sterile and ultra hygienic urinating device.  It's the perfect solution for anyone seeking an ultra realistic look as well as experience.  The Pissinator is a strap-on urinating device with detail, look and feel that is so realistic you won't believe your eyes.  It's also anatomically correct in scale so as not to appear erect, which could cause it to be too bulky for personal use. 

When designing the Pissinator we felt that the look and feel of it should be extremely realistic and yet perform to the highest standards of quality.  After personally experiencing the difficulty in using urinating devices such as the Original Whizzinator, it was essential for us to develop a urinating device which operated effortlessly, quietly, and reliably.  Unlike the design used for the Original Whizzinator, it was also important that the design of the Pissinator performed in a manner that would make it seem like your using a real penis.  This meant a design that was silent in its operation and would only require one hand to operate properly.

The process of stopping and starting the flow of urine in the Pissinator is accomplished by using an internal pinch-valve.  There is no need to fumble around with obvious switches or noisy clamps; this has always been a big problem associated with other brands such as the Original Whizzinator which has an on/off clamp that clicks when used.  The Pissinator's design is revolutionary due to its unique and silent start/stop valve.  All that is necessary to start or stop the flow of urine is a gentle pinch on the shaft of the Pissinator.  The area on the shaft that is pinched is the same area where one would normally hold a penis when urinating.  Once you are done urinating all you have to do is stop pinching on the shaft of the Pissinator to stop the flow of urine.

The Original Whizzinator and urinating devices similar to it are gravity fed units.  This means that the rate of urine flow, or lack there of, is a real problem.  When the urine bag begins to run low, the urine will begin to trickle out of them in an unrealistic manner.  When you urinate normally there are muscles in your body that squeeze on the bladder.  Therefore, when urinating, you are relying on more than just gravity to get the job done.  This process is tantamount to squeezing a bag filled with water.  The water flows out of the bag much faster when it is being squeezed than when it is not being squeezed.

The Pissinator solves the problem of low flow rates by using a remote reservoir which mounts in your armpit area via a small, thin, discrete strap.  By mounting the reservoir in the area between your arm and your torso, you are able to gently and discretely press on the Pissinator's reservoir to produce a stronger and more realistic flow of urine.  Whether you squeeze the reservoir or not, the flow of urine from the Pissinator is excellent.  You can mount the Pissinator's reservoir bag in the same location as you would if you were using a product like the Original Whizzinator.  The flow rate of the urine will be exactly the same as it would be in the Original Whizzinator.  However, by mounting the reservoir bag under your armpit and squeezing it, you will get that added touch of realism with the Pissinator that other brands can only dream of.

Now that you have the right urinating device, what do you do when you're ready to use it?  Well, you could store some urine and thaw it out when you want to use it, but there are problems associated with storing human urine.  Human urine is a sterile solution, which means there is no bacteria present under normal circumstances.  However, over prolonged periods of storage the urine can become very hazardous to humans.  To prevent this from happening we have included a synthetic urine sample with each Pissinator kit.  The brand we carry is Gold'n Shower and it is a toxin free, contaminant free, and germ free lab grade synthetic urine sample.

Synthetic urine is the perfect solution to avoid the dangers related to real human urine.  There is no need to worry about bacteria or other contaminants as synthetic urine is created in a sterile lab environment.  Synthetic urine can be mixed with water and used immediately.  Synthetic urine has the same chemical structure as real human urine.  This means you get the realism of urine without the extra problems and dangers associated with using real human urine.

So, when the time is right and you want use your urinating device, all you have to do is mix the synthetic urine with distilled water, place the urine in the included syringe, fill the Pissinator reservoir, and you are ready to go.  Heat packs are also included so that you are able to heat the urine up to body temperature.  This step is very important in making the whole experience more realistic. We have also included a reusable temperature strip which allows you to monitor the temperature of the urine so that you know it will not be too hot or too cold.  This makes the experience as real and safe as possible. That's all there is to it; simple, natural, reliable, quiet and ultra realistic.

The complete kit includes: one prosthetic (Pissinator), one sterilized refill syringe, one lab grade synthetic urine sample, one 4 oz reservoir with strap, one reusable medical grade temperature strip, and two self-activating organic heat packs.  The complete Pissinator kit is the perfect solution for anyone seeking an ultra realistic look as well as experience.